going to barnes & noble always gets my blood pumpin and reminds me im alive


if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one


my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother i can’t even see you” and her response was “where are your glasses”


if you don’t come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pyjamas then i’m sorry but you’re living life wrong